The icy finger of GhettoBrizbayne touches Regattafest

Your ex boyfriend was at RegattaFest at around 5 in the arvo yesterday. We just wanted to rub it in your face how much hotter he got since he dumped you. The policeman asked if we wanted to take a photo of the shit in his pants (seriously) but we're pretty sure that sexual allure is based entirely on what people CAN'T see and letting their imaginations do the math.


When people need gloves to touch you, you KNOW you're too hot to handle.