The icy finger of GhettoBrizbayne touches Regattafest
Your ex boyfriend was at RegattaFest at around 5 in the arvo yesterday. We just wanted to rub it in your face how much hotter he got since he dumped you. The policeman asked if we wanted to take a photo of the shit in his pants (seriously) but we're pretty sure that sexual allure is based entirely on what people CAN'T see and letting their imaginations do the math. 
When people need gloves to touch you, you KNOW you're too hot to handle.
posted by Meghan at 8:29 AM
5 Comments:
haha that is gold best blog page ever
you said someone shat their pants. for some reason i was expecting to see pics of some shitty mess. but all i see some cracky gaying off in his pink singlet and pink thongs wanting to give some cop head. *breathes sigh of disappointment*
it's just so brilliant. I can get over it....or myself
boy, girl, doesn't matter, i'm in love, like marriage, never laughed so much in my life, my space is always available, ce.com/rejectlife...we're doing it!...love tim
Hmmmm, that poor excuse of a male looks remarkably like that dunderhead that went to Churchie, graduated in 2000… I'm talking about Sebastian Harper.
The subject of the photo needs to check himself (or should that be ITself?) into a dry-out camp (I refuse to use the US term 'rehab') faster than a race caller can say 'Keith Urban'.
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