Jason Bateman loves Brizbayne too

I'm almost completely sure that I told all of the ghetto peeps that I photographed last night the truth about what they were posing for - but I was kind of hammered before I left the house so maybe I didn't. Hey guys - if you recognise yourself on here and you don't like it STFU because you posed for the friggen camera like a hungry coked up Lindsay Lohan (LiLo - I really LOVE you). BUT y'know there are plenty more crumbs out there so just remember that you can be easily replaced if you feel offended. Now how does that make you feel?

For instance - I was meeting a friend at the Belgian for a beer around 9.30 so I stopped by the 7Eleven on edward st for a pack of cigarettes (for the first time in 4 months - 'Thank you jesus'). Came across these awesome dudes outside. Now, I know they LOOK homeless but the one on the left had just paid for a sausage roll with his eftpos card and you just can't get any more bourgeois than that. They wanted me to tell ya'll that their names are John and Joe. Or Joe and Jake. Fuck it - can't remember.

This chicks identity I have to keep sacred because I think I did actually lie to her. She was spewing her guts up outside MetroArts and I wanted an action snap but didn't feel 100% right about it. So instead I told her I was a model scout from models.com and wanted her on our books. She was pretty out of it but man if that isn't a Magnum pose I don't know what is.

Apparently Jason Bateman from arrested development hangs out at The Down Under Bar. He drinks jugs of Tooheys New and has a new found swedish accent. Loving his come fuck me eyes. Damned if I wasn't gonna do it with him right then and there.